I was TAGGED by the MURDEROUS AND CONNIVING
D:<
So now I must do this EVIL MEME.
I will now use.....Yasai for this meme because idk.
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10 Unnecessary Things About My OC That You Really Didn't Need to Know meme.
Rules:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each character must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the characters you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 characters to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6. No tag backs
7. No garbage in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag 10 characters
Yasai's Ten Things:
1. Yasai is not his real name. He simply lost his memory and the first place he ended up was in a market in Japan. He heard some vegetable salesman and decided that Yasai was his name.
2. Yasai has a bondage fetish.
3. We never decided on his real name, though it is something Spanish and epic.
4. He thinks that he is the only man on earth who looks good in a goatee.
5. He is
terrified of spiders.
6. His favorite color is olive green.
7. He never bothered to count the number of women he's "encountered", but he's sure the number is higher than the number of cities he's visited.
8. He somehow has no scars despite how many times he's been injured.
9. Even though Iris's crew has abandoned him, nearly killed him, and thrown him overboard, he still thinks he's on their crew.
10. He also believes that every single person on Iris's crew secretly loves him. (even though they all legitimately hate him, except for one crew member whom he never notices)
I was asked:
1. Do you like these types of memes?
I enjoy having people learn about me, my love.
2. Did you have a pet as a child? What was it?
I do not recall much from my childhood. Rather strange.
3. A random big-breasted girl runs up to you, hugs you, and proclaims her love for you. What do you do?
SCORE!
4. You see your favorite musician in a coffee shop. What do you do?
If it is a woman, I will likely make her fall in love with me with my beauty. If not, I do not quite care.
5. You wake up in the middle of a park, naked save for a skimpy leopard print loincloth that barely covers your nether regions, and a small coconut bikini bra. What is your reaction?
Oh, it's happened again. Well, now I know which inn I like. (this is probably not abnormal for him)
6. You're in line at the supermarket when an obviously obese man budges in front of you. What do you do?
Don't notice because I am likely eyeing the pretty cashier.
7. You suddenly find yourself trapped in a cage with a very hungry, very angry tiger. What do you do?
THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN I VISITED AUSTRALIA! *climbs to the top of the cage and cries*
8. You catch your significant other (or crush) in bed with a sexy, totally ripped man. What is your reaction?
Can we make it a threesome? Or better yet, *grabs random lady from the inn* A foursome?
9. You suddenly find yourself trapped in your favorite book/movie/show. Where are you trapped, and what do you do?
I never learned to read much besides signs. So....how about I get trapped on Iris's ship? That would be nice.
10. This meme thing is over! YAY! HUZZAH!
Any last words/actions?
Are you doing anything later, my love?
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My questions:
1. You are walking down the street, and some random man runs up to you and threatens to light you on fire. You...
2. You're watching TV, and then a giant llama busts down your door and stares at you menacingly. You..
3. You go to school, and realize halfway through the day that you are not wearing shoes. You...
4. You wake up surrounded by nuns reciting a creepy prayer, while you're strapped onto an altar. You...
5. Do you like cake?
6. What are your plans for the zombie apocalypse?
7. What will YOU do with a drunken sailor?
8. siht daer uoy nac?
9. What is the speed of light in mm/sec?
10. All done. Do you hate me now?
I TAG......ehh....I dunno....
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....and I'm out of people to tag since SOMEONE stole all of my other friends and tagged them in HER journal. D:<